If you're just looking to give a handjob, or are foolhardy enough to give a blowjob, this is a good option. Full-blown sex in a movie theater is not a good option for that reason alone.That being said, Alanis Morisette pointed it out—not everyone will be the type of person to go down on you in a theater.Contrary to popular belief, the beach is not one of the best places for public sex. Less sand, just as much nature, and no awkwardly fishy smell that can't be discerned from crotchal smells.There's a lot of sand that can get into places where you don't want to have sand in. Almost every area has a woodsy, secluded place where you can get the full range of motion.Our parents were extremely strict, and so, we had to get crafty if we were going to get lucky. Over the years, I've learned that there are some good ideas for public nookie, and bad ones. The cool thing about these places is that you never have to worry about being judged for fucking. If you go to a sex club, you might be able to ask your partner for a threesome and find a willing partner in the same night. Well, the thing about growing up where we did was that there wasn't really any place that was a "lover's lane." There was no place near a lake, and if there were, police patrolled it just for that purpose. Or at least, the risk of being caught is sexy, you know? We ended up going at it in the parking lot of an abandoned pizzeria for a while... The police let us go, but not before they started laughing at us.To do this properly, make sure that you choose a building that doesn't get regularly patrolled by cops—and ideally, also isn't at risk of having squatters.You don't want to walk in on people who hang out in abandoned buildings, as you never know why they're there.
Here are some of the best places for public sex, if you can handle them. Assuming that you're not in a super classy club, chances are that you've seen at least one or two instances where people decided to have sex in a bathroom stall. I won't say it's need to pee—but I will say it's an expected move to witness at least once.So, don't be disappointed if it doesn't work out.As far as public sex goes, you really can't go wrong with a music festival.There's literally nothing hotter than watching you and your man get it on in the mirror.It's almost like you guys are watching a steamy porno or sex tape. If you and your guy are feeling a little ~risky~ and are into having sex (or simulating it) in public, then this is the spot for you. (OK, it kind of is, but I say it's also good for fornicating.)Have your guy sit on a step, straddle him and then get down to business.Just, you know, lock the door when you fuck in a bathroom.And, if you are doing it in the bathroom, you might want to make sure not to make *too* much noise.I mean, come on, having sex on the kitchen counter shouldn't just be a thing that happens in movies.Here are seven places you could have sex in your home, aside from your boring AF bedroom: Ah, the bathroom. And no, I'm not talking about doing it in the shower!The shower can be difficult for sex because it can dry things out.Instead, do it doggy style up against the bathroom sink.